Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Swati Seshadri urf MAAJI


Well, I expected good response to the post on The Magical Man, but really, the number of comments has surpassed my expectations. Quite astonishing!!!

Now, it is time for someone else to steal the limelight. The Magical Man gave us 3 options to choose from: Swati, Meenal and Zalak ( Surprise Surprise all of them were gals :)) ). The voting results were staggering: Swati 19, Meenal 2 and Zalak 1. The overwhelming majority in favor of Swati suggests only one thing: While The Magical Man is the hot favorite boy in the class, there is no competition for Swati among gals.
And Swati let me assure you, this wasn’t planned. You have won fair and square. Lolz


First of all, Swati is more famously known as MAAJI. Well, I haven’t understood the logic behind this name yet. Does she look like MAAJI? Does she behave like MAAJI? Or there is something else which I haven’t been able to fathom out so far. Whatever is the case, I am sure I will get some insight into this after this post.

Moving on, What is the first thing that has come to my mind when writing about MAAJI? It is undoubtedly her popularity, especially among guys. Honestly, I haven’t heard so much about anyone’s life than I have heard about MAAJI. As they say, If you are so popular, then expect to be in the firing line (in the news) as well.
I have been told that X, Y, Z etc have had crushes on MAAJI and have tried to propose her (I have no idea what the Truth is) and after listening I was like how lucky she is :)) . Well, I can only confirm one infamous proposal, which MAAJI very politely and diplomatically rejected. I hope you got the point. Rest of them (if at all they happened), I have absolutely no idea. So MAAJI, don’t kill me for this. I have been just told about them. They may be just plain rumors. But as I said, you would have to live with these things. Anyway, I think not all would be rumours. Am i right people??? Throw some light please :))

If you thought MAAJI is popular just for the above, then you are wrong. She is the TOPPER (scary CGPA which is over 3.80/4) of MBA-Tech I.T. The Magical Man is the topper for the current trimester and has been having a dream run over the last year, but still he has a long way to go before he can come close to MAAJI. Being the topper brings with it some responsibilities, doesn’t it? As the exam time approaches, she is the Focal Point or should I say Centre of Attraction. After all, she is the one from where the CHAIN begins for copying. And I must say, she does an admirable job in helping people boost their GPA’s. So, she scores herself and scores for others too.

Kitni Dayalu ho MAAJI ap !!!

She is the girl with the BIG eyes (which sometimes may scare you too) and BIG ambitions. And don’t get me wrong, she has the qualities of hard work, intelligence, determination and commitment to fulfill them. She seems to be quite attached to her friends and is quite game to going out of the way to help them. She is always seen smiling and happily chatting around with them. Atleast that is what I think. Tell me if you think differently…

Well, that is just about it. I really don’t know much more about her (though the rumors keep coming :)) ) For more info on MAAJI, please contact –h-u-y- -r-v-s-a-a . Just kidding.

Hoping for a similar, if not a better response for this post as well. It was pleasure writing about MAAJI…

Thank you MAAJI for not editing anything. Cheers…

207 comments:

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Shaurya Srivastava said...

Nice post Vyom. Good masala. Lets us see how many comments are passed on MAAJI.

Let me put this way: its Ritesh v/s Swati. Haha!!! Who will get the maximum comments will be exciting to watch.

Now comes the twist. Whoever will get maximum comments will get a POWER. Yes, but what kind of power? Keep guessing people!!!

JUST WAIT for the updates!!!

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Yeh photo mein peechhe waali painting zabardast hai!!! Kahaan kheechi thi Swati?

swaps said...

u know wat Shaurya ....u have already strtd doin ur bit 2 gv Swati "THE POWER"......
already 2 comments which were nt really needed......hehehehheh......whoeva agrees wd me plzzz gv some inputs........lol

Unknown said...

i read a line in da blog somewhere

"While The Magical Man is the hot favorite among boys....."

now whats that suppose 2 mean plz explain....

i thought he was the magical man and not the gay icon of the class.....

Unknown said...

secondly how come everyone in our class is so flawless....somehow the blog seems to be diplomatic....
that is my perception i might b wrong...tell me if i m....

Vyom said...

abhimanyu
yaa i have corrected that to the favourite boy in the class
That is what i meant actually, that Magical Man and Maaji are probably the most popular guy and gal in the class.

Vyom said...

Abhimanyu
Talking about the flaws, it is actually a good thing you pointed out.
From the next post onwards, we will be consulting the close friends of the Bakra to get more insight into the weaknesses and the flaws.
After all, who am I to point out or know about the real flaws in Maaji
So people, come on you can tell us something about the flaws at this point.

Vyom said...

swapnil
Yaa shaurya is trying his bit in helping Maaji win the battle. lolz

Unknown said...

vyom
gud u took that in a sporting way....

PaagalTrader said...

Vyom n Shaurya
Victoria's Secret model of the day in the blog!!! Nice tactics... btw whose idea is this...

Ritesh said...

idea kisi ka bhi ho ... CHIKKS are HOT !!!

PaagalTrader said...

Talking about the blog...
It would be lot more fun if the values of X, Y, Z etc were known...
btw was expecting a longer post for swati... at least with the current authors :P

@swati
nice pic swati ... looking gr8!!

Vyom said...

saurabh
Hehe, I think the names of X,Y,Z should be revealed by you people so that we also get to know. I dont know ny confirmed news so...
And what did u mean by a longer post especially with current authors :)
plz explain further
hehe

Ritesh said...

@Saurabh ... so true ... x,y,z... should be revealed ... i can do the honors given full proof security ... shall i maji ... LOL ...

Vyom said...

ritesh
yaa yaa.. i assure you fool proof security.. :)
plz reveal the names

Ritesh said...

@ Vyom ... beta mere diagram tu banayega ??? LOL ... arrey ask maji only ,.. she is very sweet ... will tell us everything ... right maji ???

PaagalTrader said...

@Ritesh
he he what do u mean by fulll proof security... security from the X, Y, Z's ... lol...

@vyom
Even I can only guess the names of X Y Zs... i was expecting may be u guys will be throwing some light... By authors I meant since there have been incidents involving them nd the bakra(or bakri) ... so was thinking may be something more than this will be written...

@all
Talking about XYZ, I think only Swati can tell... or at least she can confirm the count if not names from our class ... or even ne other batch from MPSTME... :P

jayna said...

nice blog vyom..
since you were wondering why she was called maaji..lemme tell you that we called her maaji in hostel coz of her sweet n caring nature which reminded us of our mother..(:P).

Vyom said...

saurabh
haan yar. only Maaji can confirm the names.Hope she visits the blog today and give us some interesting info :)

Vyom said...

jayna
thanks for letting me know the mystery behind the name Maaji.
But this name which you gave in hostel has spread like nything now. I mean I hardly hear anyone saying Swati in college :)

Unknown said...

hi guys...
@saurabh
thanks for the compliment on the pic....

@ritesh...
go ahead reveal whatever you want...but after that as you said,,,vyom will only hav to make your diagrams..heheeh

@vyom....
true...i sometimes seem to forget that my name is Swati..keep reminding others that too...
as for the names of X, Y, Z...i hav no idea abt the rumours in class..so ur guesses will shed light on that..so i wud b happy to hear your guesses

Shaurya Srivastava said...

@all: Great going!!! Amazing responses.

@swapnil: Hey, just 2 comments and this is 3rd one. Go check it out on Ritesh's post. I am not partial, I posted one and then saw the pic which was nice(the painting behind). So, commented on that too.

@vyom, saurabh and ritesh: Bhai log, ask Swati if she doesn't have any problem with that. I think that others will be cool with this.

vinitsays said...

Swapnil didnt wanted to hurt ur feelings pal.

But according to the last law of thermodynamics u cant propel and repel with accomodatious propelling of atrocities with doubled frusttappa and punch your gut into the feeling of being there..

I hope swaps wanted to convey this message...

@vyom
I cant describe you a law as u r the champ.
hope to see the next post on you.....

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Vinit,

Tu yeh khud se likhta hai ya kahin se teptaa hai?

Ankit Poddar said...

vyom,

why the use of red font on black background man?!

swaps said...

one query........
plzz tell me if 3 is included in d first option or 2nd option so tht i can poll accordingly........lol

swaps said...

and one more query .....abe Vinit yeh kaunsi eng hai.......wats frusttappa........wats accomadatious propellin .........i didnt undrstand exactly wat u said.....bt i thnk i wantd 2 convey wateva u said.........hehehhaahahhhhohohohhho

vinitsays said...

@swaps
well so as to say I just said your words in a different way so that Shaurya the Great only can understand the law

vinitsays said...

If the site is open to criticism then-->

Shaurya, this is a law which was never intended to be researched out.
But I know that a Great(I know u got pissed off when i called Vyom a champ and nothing to you, so this is my adjective to you(not the word you supposed for you).) like you can understand this comment.

ANd if you think its from google then google is also tapping your laws out there

best of luck ur gettin famous!!!!!

PaagalTrader said...

@Thanvi aka HACKER... :P
nice to see you around...!!

@ALL
Finally there is something which I look forward to do when in OFFICE... that is reading this blog and comments...!!!

Also there are many ppl who are reading and voting ... but not commenting... come on guys... kisi ki bhi lene ka ise accha platform kabhi nahi mil sakta...

vinitsays said...

@100rub

OSHO once said--->
"This is a where u can interact with audience and get exposure to many new facts leading to growth of your knowledge.."

P.S. cant we add this in our project reports....

PaagalTrader said...

@THanV

'100rub' I like it... nice creativity...

I think training with Poddar is affecting u a lot ... whatever u have spoken here looks like a typical Poddar + Thanvi combo... nevertheless i m enjoying it...

@Shaurya
I am waiting for the day when u will write for a "***" like me...!!!

Shaurya Srivastava said...

@vinit: Haha!!! I am not pissed off. I was joking dude! Take it lightly. Well thanks for calling me 'Great'. But, I am not. Better call me Shaurya only. Even I think we shud put this in our reports. Thanks for ur nice comments.

@Saurabh: I really can't believe that u r commenting on this blog. I mean u must b very busy wid ur project in Bangalore. Anyways nice to see u here. I am Really FLYING high after the quality of comments passed.

@all: GOOD GOING PEOPLE!!! UNEXPECTED OPENINGS!!!

PaagalTrader said...

@Shaurya:
I am always free to talk when u r the *SUBJECT* ... :P !!!

Shaurya Srivastava said...

@swapnil: 3 included in first option. I can't change it now as people have voted.

So, its

1-3
4-5
>5

Keep voting!!!


@saurabh: Forgive me for any wrong remarks. I never meant that. I am also waiting to write on u. I hope we are friends again.

Shaurya Srivastava said...

@saurabh: Cool! I wonder what are u gonna comment when Vyom writes on me. Anyways thanks for showing your utmost concern.

Shaurya Srivastava said...

@shivi: Thanks for pointing out our mistakes. Vyom and me have decided that we are going to take inputs from others too for writing about a person. We will be working hard on next posts to give you nice amount of 'MASALA' and we will surely point out the flaws too.

Thanks a lot. Keep your criticism and advices come. This helps up to improve further.

Unknown said...

if v r talking bout flaws...let me do d honors here.
maji's flaw no.1 THE NEVER SAY "YES" ATTITUDE...lol

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swaps said...

ohhhhhhhh mast yaaaar ..........i wd lik to add..........evn aftr knowing tht js one look of hers is enuf .......she keeps on staring at guys.......

swaps said...
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swaps said...

sam plzzzzzz
vaapas likh

Unknown said...

@sharya:u commented bout d painting in background...wat bout d "TAMIL TIGRESS OF SUNDERBANS" IN FOREGROUND...haha

swaps said...

hahahhahhahahahaha.............sam...yaar kehna padega......guts.......hahahahahaah.........i salute u .........evn aftr known tht ull be wd her d nex day kya likha hai ......mazaaa a gaya

swaps said...

and ya one more thng d name Maaji has another secret.........she used to wear specs lik our grandmothers.........hehehahahhhohohuhuhuhuhu

swaps said...

yaar sam flaws waale commnt se feel aa gayi .......very gud ........nw let each one of us gv our inputs on this......n i bet maaji is gonaaa win d battle of comments.......maaji im helpn u to win .......thank me ....

Unknown said...

@vyom:there is this line in ur blog..
........For more info on MAAJI, please contact –h-u-y- -r-v-s-a-a ....
DECODE: -s-h-a-u-r-y-a...

Shaurya Srivastava said...

@sammu: Chor saale!!! Mera title chura liya. Its 'TAMILIAN TIGRESS OF SUNDERBANS'. It was supposed to mean that she is from Tamil Nadu and lives in Bengal. Anyways, kya kahoon 'plagiarism' is spreading like anything. I like the background painting and i m quite serious man. Though the tigress is looking okay. But, see the painting. Its quite meaningful. Just look at it!!!

Shaurya Srivastava said...

@sammu: ur decoder man!!! but u shud see that dere is 'v' character also

U need to work again MAN!!!

Shaurya Srivastava said...

OK THE HALF CENTURY

I DEDICATE THIS TO RAJNIKANTH!!! ANNA RAASKALLAM MIND IT!!!

Unknown said...

whusoevrs title...its really funny...
@shaurya: plz agree tht u like the tigress along with the pic otherwise ull b eaten raw...
secondly plz decode the "v"..we all dnt knw the stries going on in hostel...
thirdly... i dnt gt it as to y is ther a competition going on realted to the number of comments..i mean its nt a war or a game..its juss a blog... doesnt really matter even if a person gts less comments..
fourthly...plz stop thanking evry1 sooo much n stop apologising for evry little thing.. u dnt need to do formalities if u hv taken this step..
keep going...

Shaurya Srivastava said...

@zalak: ur comments will b taken care of

Unknown said...

well this x y z theory is so wrong....
i gave the solar system theory which is applicable 2 maaji...
so its like a b c d e f g h i....
a is shaurya now thats da first step...now u guys name da remaining....

Unknown said...

@shaurya:chu&%*e,i never said tht i gave maji tht title...only u can think of her like tht...
nd bout tht "V"..i think there might b some of VYOM in it....

swaps said...

@Shivi
achcha beta uska naam bata gaya jo sabko pata hai.......koi aisa naam reveal karta jo kisiko nahn pata.........
@All
one more instance y swati is cald as maaji...
nce 4-5 ppl of our class includin me participatd in an audition 4 acting.....
swati gt d role of the mother of 2 DONS-Amitabh Bachchan(ritesh jain)and Shahrukh khan(ankit chhhabra)......n d way she actd ........hohohohohohoohoho.......hahhahahahahahaah......

Unknown said...

ok then i name one more...
b is vyom .....as in he was a part of the solar system...i dont know thats true or not but according to me he was...lol

swaps said...

yo Shivi thts lik my bestest frend........im very very very gud.......Ok nw i knw u hav guts .....lets play a game .....ill gv u d characteristics of d person in d solar system .....n u hav 2 name each of dem ........commmon .....ur d only one out here who has shown some guts

Unknown said...

waise this solar system thing is not important...
the important thing is maaji ko kaun pasand hai so swati reveal the name take inspiration frm shaurya....dekh usne bhi bata diya apni gf ke baare mein...

swaps said...

ya so ur first hint ....
He's tall
He's nt in 3rd year
Hes ur Langotia yaar....
GUESS WHO....

PaagalTrader said...

Let me guesss .... oops but it seems he is not c he is a 'D'???? :P

Shaurya Srivastava said...

@sammu:chu&%*e i think ur name is also on that list of a,b,c,d,,,

@swaps: i think tall guy is d******,,,,wht say?

@shivi: yes, u r correct my friend,,,,she shud reveal whom she likes,,,,

PaagalTrader said...

OMG it seems someone is still hopefull ... !!!!

Unknown said...

@shaurya:abe lou#%...jus for ur info,i m nt a planet....

swaps said...

okkkk....vise u guys r right ....planets mein kya rakha hai..........the point is whom she likes amongst dm

Shaurya Srivastava said...

i have one more name,,,,,

hint: he is also tall n in our class,

he shud say 'tujhme hundred rab dekhte hain yaaraa main kya karoon?'

Vyom said...

well, this solar system thing is quite interesting, though I wont be able to recognize the person by the characteristics.
So people, whoever can recognize, do so.

Vyom said...

@abhimanyu, swaps, samanvaya
Well, I knew my name started with a 'V', but didnt know that I was a part of the solar system :)
If you are so confident I was, then may be you are right. :)

Unknown said...

@vyom:yaar i was jus guessing...i hav no idea bout u being a part of solar system...i kno u r a part of a different galaxy...heeheheh

PaagalTrader said...
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PaagalTrader said...

@shaurya
I thought finally u had some guts... but i was wrong come on ... speak the name... y just tossing around ... :P

Unknown said...

what the fuck is chu@#$%.....dhang se chutia likho na...
sammu was not the part solar system which i created....
and y r u guys so afraid in taking names either u shouldnt hav started this but now since u hav show some guts...
now with so many hints i think u shud b able 2 guess da names....

Tushar Jain said...
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Vyom said...

@TJ
Well, that is quite hilarious.. hahha
Utsav in the solar system. If that is true, I dont have any clue about it
But I m sure maaji wudnt have a clue either

Devang said...

well done vyom.....lol....though shaurya was more loving in his writing towards HIS MAN....lol

Unknown said...

hahahaha....what rubbish.....utsav was not part of the solar system which i created....if theres a parallel universe apart frm this then m not sure....

Shaurya Srivastava said...

OHK COOL. Vyom is part of 3 galaxies,,,,,one what sammu guessed was right,,,,2nd everyone knows,,,,3rd is to b disclosed by Vyom

@100rab: U R PART OF GALAXY!!! dont deny as we all know abt it,,,,n plz u don't talk abt guts atleast!!!

@TJ: UTSAAV too,,,,this i didnt know,,,,news to me,,,Haha

@shivi: i agree wid u,,,,see i m fine wid this,,,i m (a),,,,vyom is (b),,,,100rab is (c),,,,plzz complete the list now

Devang said...

@shivi
vyom is part of many galaxies...jismein bhi dhoop mil jayey .....he may have got confused buddy with some other galaxy in which utsav is also ther....an honest mistake

PaagalTrader said...

@Shaurya
So according to u I m a *** n I m also a part of galaxy... what else do u think/know about me...

Shaurya Srivastava said...

@devang: I will show u more love when u will b a 'bakra'. lol. Anyways, WELCOME TO OUR BLOG.

Sankalp Kohli said...

well its seems as if maaji ka swayambhar chal raha hai. to mere yodhaon ranbhumi tumhara intezaar kar rahi hai.... to jo tumhara hai use aaj jeet lo kya pata kal ho na ho.....

an han is paawan awsar pe i would lik to giv maaji a nick name .....
AMAA....
so ppl hws the name well i would lik to tell u tht maaji to loved it an in CMC we do call her by this name only.....

Unknown said...

shaurya u remind of that geek from american pie 6 cos u 2 get turned on by bakras...as in y wud u show love 2 devang when he becomes a bakra....hahaha

as far as solar system is concerned y shud i take a step forward always this blog concerns the entire class n not jus me...so i hope u guys wud give it a try...

Vyom said...

@sanky
welcome to the blog
And AMAA, wow MAAJI y is every name for u has some motherly feel to it :)) r u sooooo caring.
nice to know :)

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Shivi i m not that geek,,,haha,,,i wrote that in reply to his prev comment,,,,,plz read that n then think y i wrote it,,,,,

well i think u r part of class so even u hav the right to reveal the names,,,,,

waise i heard a rumour,,,,,that swati got one proposal this year too,,,,,i don't knw the name,,,please throw some light on it if at all u know

Shaurya Srivastava said...

WELCOME KOHLI DUDE!!! AMAA IS NICE,,,,,LETS CALL HER AMAA NOW,,,WHAT SAY???

Devang said...

@saurabh
tht shaurya loves you and you will always be there for him and with him (alone? pata nahi)....and he dreams about you too except only after bhaiyyas over...lol

PaagalTrader said...

@all
Just came to know that "Victoria's Secret Model of the Day" gadget has been put up by geek or tharaki or antaryami or vichitra or Shaurya...

Unknown said...

shaurya u murdered my joke now u surely behaving like a geek....
jus read n njoy no justifications required after every comment...

PaagalTrader said...

Shaurya says he will show more love to Devang ... sad ... shaurya already broke up with ur so called gf???

Devang said...

no no bhaiyyon ...plz im straight.....shaurya is happy with other guys of class only....plz ,bhagwan ke liye mujhe chod do??...garib ke paas sirf uski izzat hoti hai...lol

Shaurya Srivastava said...

@saurabh: oh. i expected this from u. u really get angry very soon. please think before u speak.

@devang: i think u r missing utsaav a lot.

@shivi: chill man! lets speak of MAAJI.ITS HER POST.

Devang said...

shaurya tu bta subko kaun hai teri gf....main patch up karaunga tera merey bhai(mark the word,rem that!!)....

Sankalp Kohli said...

arey han shaurya dude tell us sumthin abt ur new gf....
whts her name an all tht stuff....

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PaagalTrader said...

@Vyom
I always thought u r interested in 'M' ... but everyone is putting ur name... can u plz clarify whether it is 'M' or 'S' or is it both of them... dont hesitate after all its ur own blog... :P

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

@ ishan
well i hav not spoken to u i think in a long time....but i wud like to say MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS...
i hav kept quiet for so long...but u crossed d f****ing limits...think before u sp...who in d world r u to feel sorry for me....
say wateva u wanna say but dnt bring me n ritesh into d picture....say wat u want abt planets n stars n all this shit.....but i will not stand such lang as u used......

Unknown said...

hey thr thr grl happynow was jus jokin don get sooo angry was jus havin fun no hrd feelins

Vyom said...

@all
Since already there has been so much said, now it may have gone a bit too far.
So, lets not continue with this now as it is heading in wrong direction.
Other comments are invited but plz nothing on the rumours now.
I hope you all will understand. Noone shud get hurt by the comments. This blog is not for any fights. It is for fun.

Unknown said...

@ all

i will take anything u say sportingly but dnt cross ur limits..mind ur language wen ur speakin abt me ...i m tellin every1 dis coz i dnt want a repeat of lang such as ishan used...

ARJUN said...

lmao never seen swati in such a mood :D
although its funny how many posts are being deleted .... wud have loved to read the controversial posts too:P

Vyom said...

@ishan
welcome to the blog..

ARJUN said...

its gettin hot in here !!!! :)

ARJUN said...

i noticd smbdy is dyin to gt his name includd in the list of those planets i guess !!!!! whoever has the authority to do dat plz do the honours :P

Sankalp Kohli said...

@arjun ..
i totally agree to wht u r sayin regarding the controversial comments which were made and then removed by ishan..
but dude i read tht comment which has nw been deleted an i want sum light to be thrown on the deleted portion ie chhabra...

Sankalp Kohli said...

@arjun
dude cn u plz clarify this.........

Unknown said...

thank you vyom
so tell me is truth allowed here or not

Unknown said...

hey i wrote chabbra by mistake cause jus taked to him so unconciously wrote his name

ARJUN said...

oye modi sent kyun ho gaya yaar ???
take a chill

Vyom said...

@ishan
I have no problem with anything. Just that noone shud get hurt by the comments.
As long as that doesnt happen, there is absolutely no problem

Unknown said...

hey vyomtell me is truth allowed here or will i also have to learn the planet codes

Unknown said...

modi its not abt planet codes or guts its jus ke one shouldn't write things of which he is not sure of....

Vyom said...

@ishan
yaa i think abhimanyu has said it correctly.

Tushar Jain said...

Aur bataao bhaiyo
kaunsa gana sun rahe ho?

Unknown said...

and hey vyom wats the point of this blog if u have to thnk so much befor writin
and shivi i was jus askin

Unknown said...

or rather jus havin som fun i thought it would be taken lightly but unfortunately i was wrong

PaagalTrader said...

@All
these comments may not depict reality... it is just what ppl think ... like for eg. shaurya thinks i m planet 'c' ...

ARJUN said...

@ saurabh
and i think modi is planet "I" lol

Unknown said...

are modi u don hav 2 wait or think b4 what u can write.... u shud jus b able 2 defend urself abt what u write nd that is only possible if u r sure ke what u writing is correct...so don take me otherwise

PaagalTrader said...

@Arjun
Hey u may be just thinking but I actually believe that Modi is planet 'I' :P

ARJUN said...

@saurabh
there we go ... another addition to the number of planets ... a large solar system i must say :D

Unknown said...

guys gr8 wrk i lik teh spirit carry on
neways shivi
ketni sachhi hai ki woh toh nahi janta par
but those were the roumers and
was jus tryin to hv sm fun did'nt know to wat "Limits" ppl are ready or tht i would
hav to defend myself

Unknown said...

modi , blog or no blog...v shud think b4r v speak sumthing tht might hurt some1...u said wat u said caus she is nt ur close frnd...wud u hav said sumthing lik tht bout ur close frnd...think bout it....

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Its looking that this has become a CHAT ROOM!!!

Unknown said...

modi yaar even u understand whats a joke n whats not so that automatically defines da limit...
no offenses man but that's what i think...

ARJUN said...

can smebdy temme what modi said on gmail or orkut if its nt appropriate over here. .. id rlly lyk to knw wats all the fuss all bout

Unknown said...

samanvya wahtever u r saying is right
but after reading the comments i jus wrote what i had with no intention of hurting neone but unfortunately these roumers havent reached you ears i think so you couldent get the joke neways m sorry to neone who misinterpret my post as an attempt to insuult someone

Unknown said...

the had is heard

Unknown said...

if u feel insulted in neway i m sorry swati
and the same goes to you too swapnil cause i used ur name too
and u too ritesh

Vyom said...

@ishan, samanvaya, abhimanyu
Lets stop this yaar. Modi has apologized and its over now yaar.. Y shud we continue this.
Everything is fine now. so talk something else.
Wudnt that be better??

Unknown said...

ok ok lets chuck it...
no hard feelings ppl...

PaagalTrader said...

lets change the subject... hmmmm what can v talk about ... how about "Shaurya" ... :P

Shaurya Srivastava said...

NOW THIS IS GREAT!!! 100+ N STILL GOING

BUT, ITS LOOKING MORE LIKE A CHAT ROOM

RITESH BHAI AB TU NAHI JEET SAKTA,,,,POWER IS WID MAAJI AKA AMMAAA

Unknown said...

this has become a chat room but kya farak padta hai...
lets start a game....the moment of truth..
anyone can ask a random question which is open 2 all....the person who answers it get 2 ask the next ques....so come up with funnt ques n weird answers...
PS- take it in a sporting way....

Unknown said...

i'll start of with a ques...
who wud make the best couple of the class ??

Unknown said...

jindal nd apoorva.....lol
my ques is:what vil be the dimensions of their children??

Sankalp Kohli said...

sam dude kya ho gaya hai tujhe....
dont u knw the bona power.....

Unknown said...

bona nt near ,thr is no fear ;)

Sankalp Kohli said...

lolzzzzz

Unknown said...

kholi answer kar ke nxt ques pooch na....haha

Sankalp Kohli said...

marna hai k bhai mannee jo ye answer kar jaunn...
i pass this question ....

Ritesh said...

sorry guys ... net ws nt working yesterday ... evn nt today but ... is ghadi ko kaise jaane doo...

not for girls ... decode capital letters as :
abcd --- bcde


@devang : CIPOTBEJ ke ... tera CBBQ gay ... jisse ladai ho usse lad ... ma mat DIVEB ... apne baap ke MPEF se bhapka hai kya ...

@ishan : tu bahut hero ban gaya IBSBNJ ... khud maji pe lattu tha first year mein ... woh to likh ... aur sachhai poori likhte hain ... editing is a trait of CIFODIPE...

ab jab shuru ho hi gaya hai to khatam karna padega ... aise kaise chod de ... bring it on ...

swaps said...

hmmmmm......i will gv a new rule....the nex ques which u ask shd nt be
relatd wd d nex ques
in ne sense........if it is relatd v can change d ques

Ritesh said...

oh ... arrey sorry yaar aisa nahin bolte ... very bad ...
@devang --- u r not gay...
@ishan --- u r ... ok ...

happy ... apne mbatech mein aisa hi karte hain

Unknown said...

come up with some questions ppl...

Ritesh said...

@ shivi ... the class is not answerin dude ...

Unknown said...

i'll come up with another ques the....
hottest lesbian couple in class???

Ritesh said...

hmmm. interesting ... m thinkin ... VERY TOUGH !!!
many contenders u knw ... so a wise thought required ...

Unknown said...

@ritz:most ppl in our class r PHATTUS.......no guts nd no spirit at all!!!

Unknown said...

@sammu
tell me somethin that i don know....

Ritesh said...

@shivi --- u urself are entangled in ur ques. ... "kiska naam loon kiska na loon ... pata nahin kise buara lag jaye ... naam lene ki wajah se ya na lene ki wajah se " ... i knw u r messed up in this ... thats y i told u ... VERY TOUGH !!!

Ritesh said...

@ shivi ... its ur ques. man ... we definitely need an answer ... give 3 options ... WE WANT A POLL ...!!!

Unknown said...

yes ,there vil b atleast 2 votes......

swaps said...

arrey i didnt undrstnd d game yaaar .......is it tht d same person who asks d ques has 2 ans or sm1 else has 2 ans

swaps said...

y is every1 askn shivi 2 ans
wn hes d 1 who askd it

swaps said...

and one more thng yaar
jo log
comments mein participate nahn karte unke baare mein mat likho ........faaltu theyll gt offnded

Ritesh said...

@ all::: ... jo participate nahin kar raha woh padho bhi mat ... seedhi baat hai class ek hai ... humne nahin bola tha kisiko likhne/nahin likhne ke liye ... ab humein na roke koi ...

swaps said...

well.....i thnk nobody can ans shivi's ques.....as its tooo difficlt 2 thnk abt an ans.....so ill ask a simple ques which all of u will lov 2 ans ...........Which guy's wife will always be unsatisfied wd her husband....guy is frm our class only

swaps said...

thiik hai nobody is stoppn u ......bt dn dn js keep askn ques yaar ...show guts and ans atleast one ques

Unknown said...

nd who is saying tht!!!!!!!!

swaps said...

sam........i thnk v can chat and solve d fite btw us ....y mak it public

Unknown said...

sry 4 da late reply...
its not that ke m afraid kisko bura lagega n kisko nahi....cos i know my class is very supportive n takes everything in a sporting way...nd secondly m da only one coming up with ques n da answers so whats the point neways still if u insist i'll reply
i'll b meenal n swapnil....hahaha...
don kill me 4 this

Sankalp Kohli said...

i must say swapnil its a tough question...
bt pehle we must find an answer to shivis question,....
wht say guys...

swaps said...

shivi: hahaha


swapnil: u bas..............
kuttte


shivi: teri too le li


swapnil: kuttte


shivi: hahahahaha


swapnil: saale
tere ko maoij hi mili


shivi: hahahahahaha
haan


swapnil: mein har baat mein tera saath do
and


shivi: cos aur koi to reply karta nahi hai


swapnil: kutttte


shivi: chutiye hain class wale


swapnil: tu na dooob mar
frnshp


shivi: matlab ye tera mera sam aur ritesh ka chat room hai it luks like

swaps said...

gud shivi for replyn ...thnx a lot.....cot u.....im sorrry ...vr frns .....

Sankalp Kohli said...

hehehe...
ur comments on this swapnil maam....

swaps said...

guys yeh personal chat hai dn read dis...........hahahahahhohohohoho

swaps said...

sankalp i hav already replied .........see if u can .....

Unknown said...

well one guy with unsatisfied wife....utsav 4 sure...well i don think ke thats that difficult a ques...
my ques for guys...which guy frm our class will u make out with...
ques for girls...which girl frm our class will u make out with...

swaps said...

yehhh ...........shivi ur d hero.......ur right......

Ritesh said...

arrey shivi ... kya kya pooch raha hai ... girl girl tak theek hai ...

swaps said...

i bet nobody will ans dis ques....dekh is type ke ques nahin pooche jaate......i openly say i cnt ans dis.........

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

on popular demand m deleting the previous post...wtf....

swaps said...

okkk nw i gt d ques ...........bt neva thot of ne gal in tht sense

swaps said...

okkk ...i hav a ques .....most of d gals would lik 2 date which teacher ......options are all teachers who taught us till date

Unknown said...

what fuck first answer my ques then only u can ask the nxt...

Ritesh said...

the one with his tongue out ... always ready to ...

swaps said...

ur ques is silly ...atleast i answered honestly.......nobody
is cmmntn on ur stupid ques....pehle aise ques poocho jo
log ans kare.......dn dheere dheere level badhana...sab bhaag jayenge tu aisa karega to

Unknown said...

my ques is not silly most ppl here r real big time losers so i cant help it...

swaps said...
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Ritesh said...

no more ques man ... its really gettin borin out here... c ya tom.

Unknown said...

@swapnil:this is only for swapnil....PLS DO NOT READ IF U R NOT SWAPNIL....
if(you==swapnil)
{
it shud be "right shivi??"....
}
else
{
kamino i told u not to go in "if" part
}

Unknown said...

i give up...
what boring ppl...
padho saalo 4 gpa nahi aayegi nahi toh...

Unknown said...

hahahaha....baap sammu...gajab comment...
ladka programming seekh raha hai...

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Unknown said...

Wow Swati !!!

Such a Movie star kinda article with just the right amt of masala n masti !!!

Go gal , you really have it in you to inspire this kinda response
Miss you guyz a lot :(
Lots of Love, Pallavi

Unknown said...

and oh ya forgot to say

you are looking Great in the pic !!!

ARJUN said...

bloody hell ... im taking a transfer to IT ... GPA na toh chemical mein aati hai na IT mein aeyegi ... KT chemical mein bhi aati hai IT mein bhi aeyegi ... kamsekam timepass toh acche se ho jaega ... aisi boring training mein im enjoying reading all these comments

Vyom said...

pallavi
Welcome to the blog... good that u liked the article. And yaa Swati has evoked such a massive approach. Truly amazing.
Waise where have you been all this while.
Keep visiting..

ลηкĭt jiиdαl said...
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ลηкĭt jiиdαl said...

why u ppl after swati's life.. i havent yet read d comments.. but lookin at d no of em.. maji seems to b famous.. well.. and why the fuck do u ppl delete d posts.. m readin it for d first time nd m not able to make most of it.. dont delete suckers..
waise bhi MBA-Tech mein kisi ko koi farak nahi padta..

AND SWATI. IF D FINAL ANS SAYS 5.. I WOULD WANT TO ASK U.. (DONT WORRY NOT HERE.. I'LL CALL..) WHO THOSE ______ R..

Unknown said...

come pali i'll hav one more partner daru peene ke liye phir...lol

ARJUN said...

@ shivi
haan yaar i badly need company
koi daaru hi nahin chhuta

Unknown said...

come 2 IT u'll hav lots of company...
what i think is even the girls of IT can drink more than the guys of chemical....lol

ARJUN said...

@shivi
itna bhi degrae mat kar yaar
i alone can cover for the rest of my class
yaar IT ki girls ko combine kar ke double toh main pi hi leta hoon :P

Ankit said...

hey there..
Thanks a lot Vyom for this blog. The theme is amazing, though want it to live up more to the MBA TAK NON SENSE and not IT NON SENSE, if you know what i mean. If you do not like the suggestion, I am more than willing to replace this with a "Post has been removed by the author a la Ishan Modi.

To Swati now. Haven't had any serious interaction with her barring the time me, Ritesh and her spent during the marketing of whattdyacalllit...er....yeah...Sattva. Pardon my innocuousness. I was almost not allowed inside Sattva 09.

If I had to describe her in two words, I would choose Sweet and Cute, the rare kind who are sweet but non-gullible. Smart indeed.

I love your smile. Keep smiling. Atleast when I am around. Take care...

Ankit said...

mishra here of course

Ankit said...

and yeah...200th comment....

Super Credit chor I am....lol...

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