Friday, March 20, 2009

Ritesh Jain: The Magical Man


I would first of all like to tell you that this is our first post on this blog. Here we will be discussing about ‘anokha’ MBA-Tech Group (MPSTME, NMIMS University). I have been in many groups in my life but when I came to this NMIMS University, I was more than amazed by this unique and extra-ordinary group. We will be writing on MBA-Tech (IT) 2006-2011 Batch. We are about 26 techno-managers (so-called) and this bunch of naughty people has been making everyone crazy from time to time. Everyone was telling me why I was writing about MBA-Tech. Other people write about economy, cricket, football, peace, literature, politics, etc. Then why am I writing on this particular group of people. Its because this group has really amazed me from time to time. They have so much of talent and energy that they will surely make everyone surprised by their enormous potential. ‘Never say die’ spirit is embedded (to be more technical) in them.

Now, I would also like to tell you that we post these only after taking consent of the person we are writing about. Editing can be done by that person. Then only we will be posting that material. I hope you will enjoy yourself and make some comments which will be quite beneficial for us while writing about more and more people.

Our first ‘bakra’ is Ritesh Jain. Before writing this, I asked him whether I can write on him or not. He wasn’t much in favor of it and was constantly repeating ‘Pehle Main Kyon??? Koi aur Bakra nahi mila kya’. Sorry Ritesh Babu, oh sorry ‘Bhaiya’- as we call him, is our ‘First Bakra’. He was chosen by us not because he is a controversial guy but he has the amazing combination of ‘Maximum Talent + Jugaad’ in our Group.

He is ‘topper’ in our class. He sings. He bats well (even if balls are coming in his way or not). He has very good knowledge about each and every field. Most importantly he is ‘Jugaadi’. I am amazed at his ability to make things come his way even if they are not. He is a sweet-heart of teachers. ‘Bhaiya ko kuch bhi kaam bolo, woh kar ke dikhayega’. He will give you suggestions from time to time which will surely help you a lot in your long run. People have a misconception that he gets everything he wants and he is a ‘Jugaadi’. This is totally baseless. He works hard for those things and he gets the results. He is not a so-called ‘Jugaadi’; he is very practical and makes things work because of his talent and hard-work. This comment may divide our group in 2 divisions- one who will support my view and other who will say that ‘no yaar....he is just making things work because of his luck and jugaad’. People have been saying this consistently for 3 years that he has ‘Golden Luck’. But I say that he has got luck because he believes in himself and work diligently for a purpose and he never expects success. He takes failure as his learning experience. And he considers success as a ladder to a new path.

Let me also tell you about my first experience with him. We were about to go for ‘Mumbai Darshan’ and I saw this guy with eyes-popping out and trying his luck here and there. He was not in hostel and we were watching him as he was trying his luck with some girl. I didn’t like him at first. And even after that incidence which everyone knows about (spat between both of us). But gradually I realized that ‘Yeh Banda Bura nahi hai’.

I hated him like anything but now he has shown some respect to me and I too. I respect him. Yes, you are hearing it correctly. My views have changed totally (upside down). I consider him to be my ‘brother’ now. He has been supporting me a lot this year and I need his support in lifetime. I will be supporting him whenever he needs it but you know that he is a ‘Magical Man’. He doesn’t need anyone’s support. He stands out from crowd.He has a very good potential to become a leader. Actually, he is a leader.According to me, he is the most mature and practical man in our Group.

He is hot favorite in girls. He is social and parties a lot. He does everything. Gets a nice GPA. He is an all-rounder. And most importantly, he makes things work even in hard times. That’s why he is our – “MAGICAL MAN”.

MAGICAL MAN RITESH is sure to make us wonder much more when he steps into the Corporate World and make everyone of us proud. Spell your Magic in the entire World. Cheers to you ‘Bhaiya’!!!

This post was sent to Ritesh and I am glad to tell you that he didn’t edit it at all!!! So you just viewed the exact copy of what I wrote. Thanks to you, Bhaiya!!!

61 comments:

swaps said...

Okkkkk...so ill be d first one to comment .....Welll actually gud job Shaurya ......i can make out from dis blog the studies tht u hav done b4 writing dis.....hard work .....i appreciate tht.....bt one more thng ......itna sara stuff aur kisi ke baare mein milna mushkil hai....so best of luck 4 ur next bolg....

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Thanks a lot Swapnil. Yes, I am ready to write on next 'bakra' aka MBA-Techian who will be decided by Ritesh only. Even I appreciate your viewing of blog and commenting beautifully. Keep commenting.

Ankit Poddar said...

shaurya,

sounds like a good proposition, this entire blog thing, and this concept of talking about each of us individuals, par tera bakra kaun banayega?

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Me and Vyom are going to write on everyone. So, Vyom may write about me and me about him. Possibly, in future we will also invite 'Guest writers' to write on anyone.

Unknown said...

shaurya luks like u've become toatlly gay 4 bhaiya...if u wud hav written so much 4 a girl to shayad wud hav been committed by now....neways keep up the gud work...

PS-- be open to criticism and don delete this post...

Ankit Poddar said...

shaurya,

i agree with abhimanyu, that you will have to be open to criticism, and it may turn severe at times!

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Abhimanyu,

I have not become gay. Well, if you want to know something, then I should tell you which I don't want to. I have a girlfriend now. Yes, I am not joking. I wrote these things about Bhaiya because he is like my brother. He has been helping me a lot. And these things are true!!!

Anyways thanks for commenting. Keep visiting!!!

Ritesh said...

take that shivi, ... Shaurya is FLYING ... flying HIGH !!!

Vyom said...

Hmm well, things are hotting up here for sure...
I expected this. After all, any post on the Magical Man is bound to evoke a few strong responses.
Anyways,everyone out there, its just the start to the blog.. Much more to come. So come, visit us and make your presence felt.

Unknown said...

shaurya is staraight the world knows it now...

jus kiddin man....congrats....keep up the gud work...

PS- ritesh u r safe now....lol...

Unknown said...

one more thing shaurya u can tell me abt ur girl friend m not that bad a person wont hit on her i promise....

PUN INTENDED...

Ritesh said...

maji was threatening and cursing me since mornin for nominating her name.
So as a rescue attempt ... wont u guys want our next blog to be on shaurya's GAL ... what say ... nobody knws her name ... so shaurya ... reveal the secret in your nxt blog ...

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Good attempt Ritesh! But, this blog is especially for MBA-Techians. Maaji, please don't panic. We will send you the post first and then you can edit if you want to. So, please be co-operative. The voting will be closed in 5 days to come. So, keep voting for your next 'BAKRI'.

Thanks a lot everyone for reading this blog. Hope we over-par your expectations.

swaps said...

shaurya .....if im nt wrong .......Chhabra had written some comment which ahs been apparently deleted.......nw dis is nt done .......come on .....nw tht u hav shown guts by declarn tht u hav a galfrnd .....dn be a sport and publish his comment also......v all want 2 see his comment .......hes views are very important .......lol

Unknown said...

shaurya according 2 the zeroth law of thermo dynamics if a and b are in equilibrium and b and c are in equilibrium then a and c are also in equilibrium....

CONCLUSION

shaurys's girl (a) is in equilibrium with shaurya (b)
shaurya (b)is in equilibrium with mba-tech (c)
this means shaurys's girl(a) is in equilibrium with mba-tech(c)
so she is eligible 4 da blog

**!! freddy logic dude !!**

PS-BUT THAT DOSENT MEAN THAT U SPARE MAAJII...OHH SORRY I MEANT SWATI...

swaps said...

hahahhahaahah .......shivi yaaar ......kuch bhi........matlab kuch bhi........bechara shaurya itna confuse ho jayega tere in logics se ki sacchi mein he'll write d nex blog on his GURL......lol

Unknown said...

thats what i and the rest of the IT INVINCIBLES are hoping 4....cmon shaurya u can do it..

swaps said...

arrrey yaar shaurya im so sorry .....i misundrstud everythn .......i thot d commnt was deletd by u ....bt nw mu doubts are clear.......vaise bhi tht commnt wasnt worth publishn...hehe

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Yes Swapnil, that comment was not deleted by me. It was deleted by the author himself. Anyways, keep on commenting and voting. I am going to write on the person whom you will be voting for this time. Let us focus now only on MBA-Techians and whenever we finish up with 26 people, I would surely write on her too.

Cheers to MBA-Techians!!!

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Shivi,

You have nicely put up everything. Zeroth Law of Thermodynamics and then making up a new law 'Freddy's Law'. Now, who can go against this law which binds up 26 of us.

As I said to Swapnil, I will write on her but let us finish up with 26 people.

Haule Haule!!! Dheere Dheere. So, please be patient till then and I will surely take on your request.

Thank you Shivi for making this comment section technically sound.

Vyom said...

Nice response people..
Keep the comments coming :)

Vyom said...

Well, one line comes to my mind for Ritesh :
Make Hay While The Sun Shines :)
And amazingly, Ritesh is making the most of the good times..
This is by no means saying that Ritesh would not do well in future.. I just mean to say that in everyone's life, there are times when everything goes his way. And probably, this is the time for Ritesh.
Credit to him for making the MOST of it

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Nice one-liner Vyom. Come on people please vote for Meenal and Zalak also. Only 2 people have voted for Meenal and that too the contributors themselves. And zero for Zalak. Zalak must be a happy girl. These 2 Shahs should not be spared.

Anyways, I request all of you to become followers of this blog.

Thanks.

Unknown said...

waise i've not seen anyone comment on his own blog so much....gud gud...

Unknown said...

first f all...shaurya nice work...congs
shivi that thermodynamics logic is AWE.......SOME.
i totally agree with u.the next blog shud b on shaurya's girl...
let us do 1 thing..put her name in that list of "bakris" and then v vil kno wat ppl want...wat say!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

efforst appreciated shaurya...criticisms will cum at evry step ..do wat u feel like..
n ya even i agree tht u hv to write bout ur chick sonner or later...
keep going..

Unknown said...

oh finnaly after 3 days of mehnat my comment finally reached here...
@shivi: keep commenting..gud to kwn tht atleast sum ppl taking interest..n keep inventing new laws..we r with u..
@ shaurya: plz dnt ask ppl to vote for me..m happy out of it for now...
@ sam: dude u think we shuld put tht demand of sum ppl nt being allowed to edit??

Ritesh said...

ooh ... SMALL is here ... Welcome !!!
u should thank me small ... i nominated u ...

Unknown said...

shaurya
if u only r only suppose 2 tell us for whom 2 vote then whats da ponit of the poll...

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Zalak,

I appreciate your effort to write this comment. You have been trying for 3 days and finally it is published. Thanks a lot for showing such efforts on our blog.

Me and Vyom are really happy to know this. Thank you once again!!!

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Shivi,

I am sorry if I was partial. But, Zalak was not getting any vote that time. Even Meenal just got 2 votes.

Sorry for any partiality. But, I believe in competition. There should be some element of surprise till the end that who is going to become next 'BAKRI'. But, everything cannot be interesting.

I agree with you Shivi.

swaps said...

heheheehhahahahahaha.............Shaurya its js one blog .......n u can see d controversies.........ull hav 2 manage it smhw .........wish u luck

Unknown said...

@ritesh: oh really?...thnks bt no thnks

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Swapnil,

Thanks a lot. I know the controversies are sure to come. Its quite difficult task. I really need your wishes!!!

Unknown said...

swapnil teach him ur "chaat" language....

Ritesh said...

dear all,
There wont be much controversies.
The post is first sent to the concerned person and then is put on air...editing can be done...
so dun worry shaurya ... Jyada wishes ki zaroorat nahin hai ... just be in ur senses while commentin ... thats it ...

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Swapnil,

Thanks a lot. At least someone is supporting me. I know that the controversies are sure to come. Need everyone's support.

I really need your wishes!!!

Unknown said...

@shaurya:thts the part i don like...its ur blog nd u dont hav d freedom 2 express urself...i mean wats the point of writing a blog thn?

swaps said...

Shaurya ..........some ppl dn knw abt d controversies goin behind their back.........so acc 2 dem everythn is goin smoothly........bt trust me dere are .......im nt discouragn u ......infact im concernd abt u .....

swaps said...

sammmmyyyyy.......i read ur comment nw.......y do u wnt me 2 teach him
my secret language.......and dnt start here.......if ill strt here dn ull be in a big prblm .......

Unknown said...

@swapnil:i dont mind...let's do it...

jayna said...

Nice effort shaurya..
one request..plz dont allow any editing on the blog.It will be lot more fun to read the unedited blog...

swaps said...

shut up im nt insensibl lik u ......n plzzz v tak abt us somewhere else ..dis section is totally for blog relatd comments.....

Ritesh said...

@shaurya ... do u care bout controversies happening behind your back ... sounds funny right !!!

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

hey shaurya n vyom....
good job guys...
THANKS Ritesh for nominating me....im honoured....
so i guess im d next 'bakri'....vyom....b careful abt wat u write ok...heheh!!!!
all d very best....m waiting for ur 'original' to reach me for editing.....

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Swati you will surely get ur 'original'. Vyom is already a blogger. So, he knows well what to write and what not. Don't worry!!!

Thank you Jayna, Swapnil, Shivi, Poddar, Zalak, Ritesh, Swati, Sammu for giving us nice advices. Nice to see you all commenting on this section. Your response has boosted our confidence.

Ritesh said...

SHAURYA ... u sound true professional(har*m*)...
Earnin a lot from our comments no ... NAUGHTY BOY !!!

Vyom said...

Yes, Thanku all for the amazing response. And warning for the few remaining who havent visited the blog yet that you are missing SOMETHING :)

Vyom said...

And this finishes the Half-century of comments for the post on The Magical Man.
Keep them coming

But dont miss the next post which will be published tonight i.e Tuesday night.
U all know on whom the post will be.

swaps said...

Shaurya ...u very well know how 2 make ppl comment more and more on ur blog...hehehe...gud work ...im impressed...waitn 4 d nex blog

swaps said...
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Shaurya Srivastava said...

I am not at all tired by saying 'Thank You'. Very happy instead. Swapnil, you are magical! Your comments are boosting me up like anything.

Half Century of comments is completed. Lets see how many comments are passed when Vyom posts on Swati today.

Let me put this way: its Ritesh v/s Swati. Haha!!! Who will get the maximum comments will be exciting to watch.

Now comes the twist. Whoever will get maximum comments will get a POWER. Yes, but what kind of power? Keep guessing people!!!

JUST WAIT for the updates!!!

Unknown said...

i'll tell the power he'll b called the shaktimaan of the class....how cool man a power awesome....

PaagalTrader said...

OMG... lots of things... looks like live CS ... !!!

PaagalTrader said...

@shivi
shaktimaan is outdated.... latest is "shaurya-man"...!!!

Shaurya Srivastava said...

@SAurabh

What if Swati gets the power? It can't be 'shaurya-man'. Try something else.

Welcome Saurabh to our blog. Keep visiting!!!

ARJUN said...

shaurya i had no clue u were this innovative ... great job !!! its bloody hilarious ... keep it going ... n btw who is the (un)LUCKY one who ur going out with ? lol

PaagalTrader said...

totally agrees with Arjun ... :P

Unknown said...

Hey ... I'm so dissappointed I didn't know / check 'bout this blog earlier ...

But all that aside I think this blog is a fab idea !!!

yay, Lets keep the I.T Magic alive !!!

GO Ppl !!!!! Waiting for more :)

Shaurya Srivastava said...

Thanks Pallo! Keep visiting!